I did some painting on Brick Lane today! You see that bit in the middle that goes blue, green, yellow horizontally? I did the messy green bit sticking out of the bottom. Somebody outlined the whole thing in black. I don’t know what it was for, it was a stencil. It was being filmed too. I also did some more green at the bottom. I should have asked what it was going to be used for, but I didn’t think of that at the time. Then, I walked round the corner, and saw a CAT! I haven’t seen a cat in central London before. I surrendered my dignity and climbed onto somebody’s steps to go stroke it. How could I resist? I love cats. I consider that to be a successful venture.