I can’t believe I’m going to Paris to see Scary Mansion. In fact, exactly a week from now it’ll be Scary Mansion time. It should be Scary Mansion time ALL THE TIME. Wait… that’s a lie. Where would Wildbirds fit in!?
At work today they played Alessi on the radio. Alessi is wonderful. Come see her with me on Saturday, for free, at Rough Trade West. I can trade you a square dedicated to you in my comix in return for some OJ. I have an OJ addiction. It’s terrible because OJ is expensive. I want some OJ right now.